[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
these modern vampires are awful.
what happened to the best vampires of the past. the ones with the long blonde hair, gaudy outfits, scream WRYYYY constantly, and did nothing wrong? what happened to them?
I have to agree with Celeste on this one